Birds in the chimney

[Gamplayerx]

D'oh!

[Beefy]

And the birds in the chimney and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home dad?
I don't know when, but we'll get together then son
You know we'll have a good time then

[VikingJuice]

Swallows don't have much meat on them.

European swallows or African swallows?

Soldier #1: Where'd you get the coconuts?
Arthur: We found them.
Soldier #1: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
Arthur: What do you mean?
Soldier #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
Soldier #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
Soldier #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
Soldier #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
Soldier #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
Arthur: Please!
Soldier #1: Am I right?
Arthur: I'm not interested!
Soldier #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
Soldier #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
Soldier #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
Arthur: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
Soldier #1: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.

[Grumpus]

What?

Wait, I hear something in the chimney. It's not a log... we've got monsters!!!

[Mr. Ubiquity]

We've lived here for 7 years and had like one fire.  The chimney sweep isn't getting rich off of us.

At least tell me you made love in front of it.

self love doesnt count..

[Jessie]

 Up on the housetop reindeer pause   
    Out jumps good old Santa Claus   
    Down thru the chimney with lots of toys   
    All for the little ones   
    Christmas joys   
    Chorus   
    Ho, ho, ho!   
    Who wouldnt go!   
    Ho, ho, ho!   
    Who wouldnt go!   
    Up on the rooftop/housetop   
    Click, click, click   
    Down thru the chimney with   
    Good Saint Nick   

[Gamplayerx]

The birds have been silent lately.  Either they all died, or they moved.  Which is good because the chimney sweep and I played phone tag for 3 days before he just stopped returning my calls.

[ReBurn]

You'll know soon if they died, because they'll start to stink.

[Beefy]

You'll know soon if they died, because they'll start to stink.

Ghost birds are way more problematic than chirpy birds.

[ReBurn]

You'll know soon if they died, because they'll start to stink.

Ghost birds are way more problematic than chirpy birds.

I can see where that would be true.  Upside?  Ghost poo probably doesn't stick to anything.

[dazie]

You'll know soon if they died, because they'll start to stink.

Ghost birds are way more problematic than chirpy birds.

I can see where that would be true.  Upside?  Ghost poo probably doesn't stick to anything.

Except Bucky.

[Beefy]

You'll know soon if they died, because they'll start to stink.

Ghost birds are way more problematic than chirpy birds.

I can see where that would be true.  Upside?  Ghost poo probably doesn't stick to anything.

Except Bucky.

The only Bucky I can think of:

[DownSouth]

Why did you kill the birds Gamp?

[dazie]

You'll know soon if they died, because they'll start to stink.

Ghost birds are way more problematic than chirpy birds.

I can see where that would be true.  Upside?  Ghost poo probably doesn't stick to anything.

Except Bucky.

The only Bucky I can think of:

Nope.  Bucky Katt
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