Birds in the chimney

[Gamplayerx]

what if they were golden retreiver puppies

Fry away. 

I think I am going to change my vote in the "Is Gamp mean?" thread.

I meant FLY away.  Fly.  Not fry.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

[ignom]

I'm suddenly in the mood for Chinese food.

[cnamon]

For some reason I keep thinking Clouds in my coffee when I read this.

I bet you think this song is about you, don't you don't you don't you.

[ignom]

For some reason I keep thinking Clouds in my coffee when I read this.

I bet you think this song is about you, don't you don't you don't you.

I'm so vain, I probably think your post is about me.

[dazie]

They are feeding off of dead Santa.

That is the best sentence I've read in a while. 

[Grumpus]

Now I know why I've saving that Duraflame log.

[VikingJuice]

Sounds like Cat Stevens is making a comeback.  ...birds in the chimney with duraflame....la la la la la.....something else......la la la la

[Gamplayerx]

Damn these birds!  Grumpus won't let me build a fire.

[ReBurn]

Build it anyway.

[Gamplayerx]

He's all like, "What if there are babies?  You'd be killing baby birds!  And the nest is probably completely blocking the chimney - you'd start a chimney fire!" and other totally unreasonable tripe.

[ReBurn]

Tell him that if you kill the birds you can have them for dinner.  That way they don't go to waste.

[Gamplayerx]

I would, but I don't think he'd be able to hear me over the FRICKIN' BIRDS IN THE CHIMNEY!

[ReBurn]

You typed in all caps!  I bet he heard that for sure!

[Gamplayerx]

He's not even inside being tortured by the birds at the moment.

[ReBurn]

Don't birds usually shut up when it gets dark?  It could be crickets in your walls, you know.

[Gamplayerx]

It's not crickets, but now that you mention it, they have been silent for the last 30 seconds or so.

[ReBurn]

What I meant to say was that you could have crickets instead of birds. 

[Gamplayerx]

Oh!  I misunderstood.  Crickets would be better.  Grumpus would totally let me kill those.

[sapphirehart]

A momma swallow built her nest on the top of a column at my office near the front door.  After her babies were born she would dive bomb anyone coming in the front door.  It was quite funny (unless you were the one being dive bombed)!

[ReBurn]

Swallows don't have much meat on them.

[dazie]

Swallows don't have much meat on them.

Gulps are much bigger.

[ignom]

He's all like, "What if there are babies?  You'd be killing baby birds!  And the nest is probably completely blocking the chimney - you'd start a chimney fire!" and other totally unreasonable tripe.

I guess Grumpus doesn't eat eggs. Or is he a hypocrite?

[ignom]

Swallows don't have much meat on them.

European swallows or African swallows?

[Gamplayerx]

He's all like, "What if there are babies?  You'd be killing baby birds!  And the nest is probably completely blocking the chimney - you'd start a chimney fire!" and other totally unreasonable tripe.

I guess Grumpus doesn't eat eggs. Or is he a hypocrite?

He's a hypocrite.  Of course, you do know that the eggs they sell at supermarkets have no hope of ever becomming chicks, right?

[ReBurn]

He's all like, "What if there are babies?  You'd be killing baby birds!  And the nest is probably completely blocking the chimney - you'd start a chimney fire!" and other totally unreasonable tripe.

I guess Grumpus doesn't eat eggs. Or is he a hypocrite?

He's a hypocrite.  Of course, you do know that the eggs they sell at supermarkets have no hope of ever becomming chicks, right?

Never give up hope, Gamp.  Never give up hope.  Give up the extra "m" if you must give up something, but please don't give up hope.