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Started by dazie, September 15, 2005, 09:13:26 PM

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Jessie

we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Listener

Quote from: Marixis on September 16, 2005, 09:26:18 AM
Quote from: Infobahn on September 16, 2005, 09:24:46 AM
It's a shower head, and a masturbation tool.
and colon cleanser.

I'm really glad I wasn't the only one who was thinking that.

Listener

My aunt's shower at her new house came with two heads, one mounted to the wall, the other attached to a hose for cleaning the hard-to-reach bits.  There's a complicated switching system that I couldn't figure out the one time I had to borrow her bathroom.

ReBurn

11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Jessie

Haven't you been paying attention?  'Cleaning' the hard to reach bits is not the real purpose.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Listener

Quote from: Jessie on September 16, 2005, 11:32:32 AM
Haven't you been paying attention?  'Cleaning' the hard to reach bits is not the real purpose.

I'm a dude.  My bits don't respond to shower-heads the same way yours do.

Gamplayerx


Beefy

Quote from: Gamplayerx on September 17, 2005, 09:32:54 AM
Listener's a dude?!?

Only every other day.  And holidays. 

On leap years, on February 29th, he turns into a boweevil.

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: Listener on September 16, 2005, 11:35:34 AM
Quote from: Jessie on September 16, 2005, 11:32:32 AM
Haven't you been paying attention?  'Cleaning' the hard to reach bits is not the real purpose.

I'm a dude.  My bits don't respond to shower-heads the same way yours do.

you gotta life your log first.. then you can get to your bits.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Jessie

Quote from: Marixis on September 17, 2005, 09:49:22 AM
Quote from: Listener on September 16, 2005, 11:35:34 AM
Quote from: Jessie on September 16, 2005, 11:32:32 AM
Haven't you been paying attention?  'Cleaning' the hard to reach bits is not the real purpose.

I'm a dude.  My bits don't respond to shower-heads the same way yours do.

you gotta life your log first.. then you can get to your bits.
Life your log is a euphamism that I've never heard before now.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

dazie

 :(  I really want this showerhead.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

eo000

Quote from: Jessie on September 19, 2005, 01:27:59 PM
Quote from: Marixis on September 17, 2005, 09:49:22 AM
Quote from: Listener on September 16, 2005, 11:35:34 AM
Quote from: Jessie on September 16, 2005, 11:32:32 AM
Haven't you been paying attention?  'Cleaning' the hard to reach bits is not the real purpose.

I'm a dude.  My bits don't respond to shower-heads the same way yours do.

you gotta life your log first.. then you can get to your bits.
Life your log is a euphamism that I've never heard before now.
i have no idea what it means, so i did a "gis" for it




fetish people are weird.

Jessie

we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

dazie

I got some $$ from my mom and dad for Christmas.  Since the showerhead Ursus' mom doesn't work on our plumbing (not sure why, but it won't stay on) I'm going to buy this showerhead.  yay!
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

SockmonkeyHolocaust

$80? That better be a golden shower... head.



nishi

i am not saying this to be a downer on this experience, but you can, i'm sure, buy the showerhead that does the same thing somewhere besides the holiday inn site and save at least 40%.

also - the reason that showers feel the way they do at hotels is that the hotel pays for hellawater pressure. if you don't have good water pressure in your home, the showerhead is going to make only so much difference.

you can get what you want for less money and also make sure that it does what you want it to do.
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

Mr. Ubiquity

THANKS NISHI!!!


pop everyones already thin skinned bubble.. :D
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

ReBurn

I need to find these hotels that have hella water pressure.  It seems like most of the newer ones I've stayed in lately have been skimping on the water pressure.  I stayed in a brand new Comfort Suites when I went to Illinois last month and the lack of water pressure in the shower was astounding.  I figured that they were just trying to be environmentally friendly.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

nishi

Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on December 27, 2005, 09:19:23 AM
THANKS NISHI!!!


pop everyones already thin skinned bubble.. :D

well. you know. i try to DO MY BEST! it's the holidays and all.

plus, i want dazie to be happy with her shower.
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: ReBurn on December 27, 2005, 09:25:23 AM
I need to find these hotels that have hella water pressure.  It seems like most of the newer ones I've stayed in lately have been skimping on the water pressure.  I stayed in a brand new Comfort Suites when I went to Illinois last month and the lack of water pressure in the shower was astounding.  I figured that they were just trying to be environmentally friendly.

just put a powerwasher in the bathroom
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

ReBurn

Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on December 27, 2005, 09:47:59 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on December 27, 2005, 09:25:23 AM
I need to find these hotels that have hella water pressure.  It seems like most of the newer ones I've stayed in lately have been skimping on the water pressure.  I stayed in a brand new Comfort Suites when I went to Illinois last month and the lack of water pressure in the shower was astounding.  I figured that they were just trying to be environmentally friendly.

just put a powerwasher in the bathroom
I've stayed in a few hotels that needed a powerwasher in the bathroom.  Because of that I always check the bathroom before I'll stay in a room.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on December 27, 2005, 09:19:23 AM
THANKS NISHI!!!


pop everyones already thin skinned bubble.. :D

trying to save the little people money.   you are a LOUSY consumer... you should go back to communism.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

DownSouth

Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on December 27, 2005, 09:58:05 AM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on December 27, 2005, 09:19:23 AM
THANKS NISHI!!!


pop everyones already thin skinned bubble.. :D

trying to save the little people money.   you are a LOUSY consumer... you should go back to communism.
Are you from Brazil?
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: ReBurn on December 27, 2005, 09:49:54 AM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on December 27, 2005, 09:47:59 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on December 27, 2005, 09:25:23 AM
I need to find these hotels that have hella water pressure.  It seems like most of the newer ones I've stayed in lately have been skimping on the water pressure.  I stayed in a brand new Comfort Suites when I went to Illinois last month and the lack of water pressure in the shower was astounding.  I figured that they were just trying to be environmentally friendly.

just put a powerwasher in the bathroom
I've stayed in a few hotels that needed a powerwasher in the bathroom.  Because of that I always check the bathroom before I'll stay in a room.

if you are using a power washer, cover your jimmy and jewels....   unless you like that sort of thing.  NTTIAWWT
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: DownSouth on December 27, 2005, 10:00:39 AM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on December 27, 2005, 09:58:05 AM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on December 27, 2005, 09:19:23 AM
THANKS NISHI!!!


pop everyones already thin skinned bubble.. :D

trying to save the little people money.   you are a LOUSY consumer... you should go back to communism.
Are you from Brazil?

i dont know where Nishi is from.  She's highly enllightened though.   Probably cloud 7 or 8.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"