Why, god, why??

[Youphoric]

If horsefaced hooknose has to make a movie appearance, why can't it be in a movie that I have absolutely NO desire to see????

[Beefy]

 ???

[Gamplayerx]

double you tee eff?

[Jessie]

double you tee eff?

Hah someone said that on NPR Saturday and it was totally funny. 

[Youphoric]

House of Wax.


Horsefaced hooknose = Paris Hilton

[Jessie]

Why does this topic have Family Tradition running through my head?

Don't ask me "Hank,why do you drink?"

[DownSouth]

I though you were talking about Sarah Jessica Parker.

[Beefy]

House of Wax.


Horsefaced hooknose = Paris Hilton

I was annoyed that they gave so much away in the trailer, but then I read that the real draw of the film is how over-the-top gory it is.  That is usually enough to secure my attendance, but I refuse to encourage Paris Hilton's continued stay in the public spotlight.

[Youphoric]

House of Wax.


Horsefaced hooknose = Paris Hilton

I was annoyed that they gave so much away in the trailer, but then I read that the real draw of the film is how over-the-top gory it is.  That is usually enough to secure my attendance, but I refuse to encourage Paris Hilton's continued stay in the public spotlight.

I didn't see the trailer, and I will ONLY see the movie if she dies in a way that pleases me.  Which is ......  anything beyond "brutally slaughtered" 

[Gamplayerx]

There was some interview where she thought that people cheered at her death scene because she did such a great acting job, not that they were happy to see her brutally slaughtered.

[cnamon]

I though you were talking about Sarah Jessica Parker.

TAKE THAT BACK!  Don't you dare talk about SJP like that!  You will burn in hell just for that.

I am so not your friend anymore.

[Jessie]

I though you were talking about Sarah Jessica Parker.

TAKE THAT BACK!  Don't you dare talk about SJP like that!  You will burn in hell just for that.

I am so not your friend anymore.

It looks like your avatar is really saying that.

That crap made me giggle.

[DownSouth]

I though you were talking about Sarah Jessica Parker.

TAKE THAT BACK!  Don't you dare talk about SJP like that!  You will burn in hell just for that.

I am so not your friend anymore.

Sorry.     Her snoz is still weird looking.

[Youphoric]

I though you were talking about Sarah Jessica Parker.

TAKE THAT BACK!  Don't you dare talk about SJP like that!  You will burn in hell just for that.

I am so not your friend anymore.

Sorry.     Her snoz is still weird looking.

Mmmm....snozberries.

[cnamon]

I though you were talking about Sarah Jessica Parker.

TAKE THAT BACK!  Don't you dare talk about SJP like that!  You will burn in hell just for that.

I am so not your friend anymore.

Sorry.     Her snoz is still weird looking.

She is beautifuk.  Her nose is unique.  I could never say anything bad about the second woman I have ever loved.

[Beefy]

She peaked with L.A. Story.

/runs away

[cnamon]

She peaked with L.A. Story.

/runs away

It's OK.  I hope you enjoy the nice letter I am sending with your Dottie Package.

[cnamon]

"Ours is much hotter because VINCENT PRICE is not as hot as me and ELISHA CUTHBERT."

--PARIS HILTON comparing the remake of the horror film "House of Wax" with the 1953 original, in the New York Post

Can someone please make this girl disappear?

I am glad Nicole Richie saw the light and cut her off.

[ursus]

I think they are all sooo sex-

[eo000]

"Ours is much hotter because VINCENT PRICE is not as hot as me and ELISHA CUTHBERT."

--PARIS HILTON comparing the remake of the horror film "House of Wax" with the 1953 original, in the New York Post

Can someone please make this girl disappear?

I am glad Nicole Richie saw the light and cut her off.

[Bishamonten]

House of Wax.


Horsefaced hooknose = Paris Hilton

I was annoyed that they gave so much away in the trailer, but then I read that the real draw of the film is how over-the-top gory it is.  That is usually enough to secure my attendance, but I refuse to encourage Paris Hilton's continued stay in the public spotlight.

I didn't see the trailer, and I will ONLY see the movie if she dies in a way that pleases me.  Which is ......  anything beyond "brutally slaughtered" 

Throat fucked to death.

[Youphoric]

House of Wax.


Horsefaced hooknose = Paris Hilton

I was annoyed that they gave so much away in the trailer, but then I read that the real draw of the film is how over-the-top gory it is.  That is usually enough to secure my attendance, but I refuse to encourage Paris Hilton's continued stay in the public spotlight.

I didn't see the trailer, and I will ONLY see the movie if she dies in a way that pleases me.  Which is ......  anything beyond "brutally slaughtered" 

Throat fucked to death.

She had a tracheotomy??

[Bishamonten]

House of Wax.


Horsefaced hooknose = Paris Hilton

I was annoyed that they gave so much away in the trailer, but then I read that the real draw of the film is how over-the-top gory it is.  That is usually enough to secure my attendance, but I refuse to encourage Paris Hilton's continued stay in the public spotlight.

I didn't see the trailer, and I will ONLY see the movie if she dies in a way that pleases me.  Which is ......  anything beyond "brutally slaughtered" 

Throat fucked to death.

She had a tracheotomy??

A hot beef tracheotomy!

[ursus]

House of Wax.


Horsefaced hooknose = Paris Hilton

I was annoyed that they gave so much away in the trailer, but then I read that the real draw of the film is how over-the-top gory it is.  That is usually enough to secure my attendance, but I refuse to encourage Paris Hilton's continued stay in the public spotlight.

I didn't see the trailer, and I will ONLY see the movie if she dies in a way that pleases me.  Which is ......  anything beyond "brutally slaughtered" 

Throat fucked to death.

She had a tracheotomy??

She found out that John Holmes was still alive?

[Beefy]

A hot beef tracheotomy!

No way I would nail that skank.