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Title: IT'S ALIVE!!!
Post by: manosax on September 19, 2007, 06:55:58 PM
I'm making bread and I just love proffing the yeast.  By the way, I do say "it's alive" just like Dr. Frankenstein...heheh
Title: Re: IT'S ALIVE!!!
Post by: DownSouth on September 19, 2007, 07:01:37 PM
You need some Vagibread.
Title: Re: IT'S ALIVE!!!
Post by: BigDun on September 19, 2007, 07:06:22 PM
I tried making a kit wine on Sunday. By today the yeasties should be busy converting the sugar to alcohol, but no bubbles :(

I tried putting a heating pad around the barrel but still nothing. I think they're dead Jim.
Title: Re: IT'S ALIVE!!!
Post by: manosax on September 19, 2007, 08:02:40 PM
does it smell of yeast? and can you see into what it's in? and if you can, is it murkey?
Title: Re: IT'S ALIVE!!!
Post by: BigDun on September 19, 2007, 08:11:21 PM
It's in a translucent 6 gallon food grade bucket with an opaque sealed lid an air lock. If I open it, it will be contaminated. If it doesn't start going by tomorrow I guess I have 4 gallons of grape juice.
Title: Re: IT'S ALIVE!!!
Post by: ReBurn on September 19, 2007, 09:20:39 PM
I love homemade bread so much that I had to give my bread machine away.  :(
Title: Re: IT'S ALIVE!!!
Post by: DownSouth on September 19, 2007, 09:29:48 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on September 19, 2007, 09:20:39 PM
I love homemade bread so much that I had to give my bread machine away.  :(
Wife get jealous?
Title: Re: IT'S ALIVE!!!
Post by: Jessie on September 19, 2007, 09:43:19 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on September 19, 2007, 09:29:48 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on September 19, 2007, 09:20:39 PM
I love homemade bread so much that I had to give my bread machine away.  :(
Wife get jealous?
I laughed so loud that the guinea pigs jumped.
Title: Re: IT'S ALIVE!!!
Post by: manosax on September 19, 2007, 11:52:57 PM
I make bread the old school way... no fancy schmancy bread machienes...
Title: Re: IT'S ALIVE!!!
Post by: DownSouth on September 19, 2007, 11:59:50 PM
Quote from: manosax on September 19, 2007, 11:52:57 PM
I make bread the old school way... no fancy schmancy bread machienes...
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to spell check.
Title: Re: IT'S ALIVE!!!
Post by: manosax on September 20, 2007, 12:03:51 AM
I read that recently...

real men don't need spelcheclk...
Title: Re: IT'S ALIVE!!!
Post by: BigDun on September 20, 2007, 06:54:57 AM
http://www.iespell.com/

Spell check is just a right mouse click away.
Title: Re: IT'S ALIVE!!!
Post by: Beefy on September 20, 2007, 09:08:13 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on September 19, 2007, 11:59:50 PM
Quote from: manosax on September 19, 2007, 11:52:57 PM
I make bread the old school way... no fancy schmancy bread machienes...
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to spell check.


This is like John Wayne Gacy criticizing Jeffery Dahmer for killing people.
Title: Re: IT'S ALIVE!!!
Post by: ReBurn on September 20, 2007, 09:18:24 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on September 19, 2007, 09:29:48 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on September 19, 2007, 09:20:39 PM
I love homemade bread so much that I had to give my bread machine away.  :(
Wife get jealous?
She's more jealous of my Xbox. But anyway...
Title: Re: IT'S ALIVE!!!
Post by: Beefy on September 20, 2007, 09:24:31 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on September 20, 2007, 09:18:24 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on September 19, 2007, 09:29:48 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on September 19, 2007, 09:20:39 PM
I love homemade bread so much that I had to give my bread machine away.  :(
Wife get jealous?
She's more jealous of my Xbox. But anyway...

You know how much I like you, Pimpy?  I'm going to avoid making the obvious joke here because it involves your wife.  This is my sign of respect for you.
Title: Re: IT'S ALIVE!!!
Post by: ReBurn on September 20, 2007, 09:31:13 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 20, 2007, 09:24:31 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on September 20, 2007, 09:18:24 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on September 19, 2007, 09:29:48 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on September 19, 2007, 09:20:39 PM
I love homemade bread so much that I had to give my bread machine away.  :(
Wife get jealous?
She's more jealous of my Xbox. But anyway...

You know how much I like you, Pimpy?  I'm going to avoid making the obvious joke here because it involves your wife.  This is my sign of respect for you.
I appreciate that Beefy. I really do.
Title: Re: IT'S ALIVE!!!
Post by: Gamplayerx on September 22, 2007, 04:22:32 PM
My mom made bread all the time when I was growing up.  I hated it, I wanted Wonder Bread.

I was a stupid stupid kid.
Title: Re: IT'S ALIVE!!!
Post by: Infobahn on September 22, 2007, 05:00:22 PM
Real men don't use IE
Title: Re: IT'S ALIVE!!!
Post by: DownSouth on September 22, 2007, 05:07:05 PM
Real men don't let the milkman harass their wife.
Title: Re: IT'S ALIVE!!!
Post by: Beefy on September 22, 2007, 05:34:13 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on September 22, 2007, 05:07:05 PM
Real men don't let the milkman harass their wife.

++ I'm probably the only one who gets that reference.