Who would you give a sammich to first?

[Alice]

Christina Ricci and Jim's ex-girlfriend from The Office.

[Jessie]

That's in your honor, Jessie.

F Randian.  I read that he had 5 kids, so he must know how to work it.
M Hanz.  He has money, remember?  Plus he was a Lollypop Kid.
K The legless man.

[Jessie]

Christina Ricci and Jim's ex-girlfriend from The Office.

I'm not over my jealousy yet.

[Beefy]

I would do things to Ali Larter Lucy Liu that would scare all of you.

[Jessie]

[Alice]

Christina Ricci and Jim's ex-girlfriend from The Office.

I'm not over my jealousy yet.

Eff Wilbur, marry FortuneCity, kill Timmy.

[eo000]

kill mr. ed - mouthy son of a bitch
marry lassie - he could probably make drinks and stuff
eff fortune city - i get hot for hotlinks.

[Jessie]

Babe, Lassie, and Mr. Ed, Damn it.

[Alice]

Babe, Lassie, and Mr. Ed, Damn it.

I would eff Damn it, Marry Babe, and kill Mr. Ed so Lassie could be fed.

[Bennyhana]

Eff Lucy, Kill annoying ass Cameron, Marry Drew.

There's no real way to win at this one, though.

I'd eff Drew, marry Lucy, kill Cameron.

I'd probably eff Drew, Marry Cameron (she just seems like she'd be fun to hang out with, even though I find her the least attractive of the three), and kill Lucy.  But I really wouldn't want to kill Lucy.  I'd just rather eff Drew and Marry Cameron.

[Bennyhana]

I would do things to Ali Larter Lucy Liu that would scare all of you.

Yeah, but Drew would do things to YOU that would scare all of us.