Smooth Criminal

[Alice]

So I decided to look up the lyrics to Smooth Criminal as there are a few lines I have no idea what he says.  I love lyrics sites sometimes because of how much they disagree with each other.

The phrase "Mouth to mouth resuscitation, sounding heartbeats, intimidations"  (which I'm guessing is the correct lyric) has also been listed as:

• I could made a salutation Sounding heartbeats Intimidations
• I could feel your salutation Sounding heartbeats Invitations

And my favorite:

• Mouth To Mouth Resus - Citation Sounding Heartbeats - Imitations.
  

[Gamplayerx]

Fun!

I think we should all try to come up with incorrect lyrics to really famous songs that are still somehow recognizable as being that song but funny and then guess the songs. 

[VikingJuice]

Fun!

I think we should all try to come up with incorrect lyrics to really famous songs that are still somehow recognizable as being that song but funny and then guess the songs. 

Bingo Jet got a light on, won't carry me too far awa-ay!!
-Steve Miller Band

[VikingJuice]

I could made a salutation Sounding heartbeats Intimidations

This one, from your list, shows up on the Alien Ant Farm version of the song.

[VikingJuice]

So I decided to look up the lyrics to Smooth Criminal as there are a few lines I have no idea what he says.  I love lyrics sites sometimes because of how much they disagree with each other.

The phrase "Mouth to mouth resuscitation, sounding heartbeats, intimidations"  (which I'm guessing is the correct lyric) has also been listed as:

• I could made a salutation Sounding heartbeats Intimidations
• I could feel your salutation Sounding heartbeats Invitations

And my favorite:

• Mouth To Mouth Resus - Citation Sounding Heartbeats - Imitations.
  

This line is correct.  I just listened to that part of the song three times and it was very clear and discernable to me.

[Bennyhana]

"Blinded by the light,
ripped up like a douche, you're gonna throw away the night"

"Blinded by the light,
Held up like a loofa by the foreman of the night"

"Blinded by the light,
Held up like a goshen in the humble of the might."

[sapphirehart]

There's a bathroom on the right