Cat smells

[Listener]

Last night we were at a friend's house for her birthday.  I picked up their cat from the kitchen table, where she was waiting for someone to pet her, and carried her over to the couch.  She arranged herself on my chest and started purring (she likes me).

Then I smelled something awful.

No one else was around.

It wasn't me.

The cat had floated an air biscuit.

Ergh.

This cat also has the worst cat breath I've ever smelled.  I mean, my cats may sit near me and breathe in my direction, but only Smoky can yawn from five feet away and have it singe my nostril hairs.

It's too bad, because she's a very pretty and loving kitty.  She's great in every other way except for her smells.

[Gamplayerx]

Stinky poo butt cat.  I'm familiar with it.

[Bennyhana]

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, What are they feeding you?