Meet Scooter

[ReBurn]

My wife is not happy because his medicine makes him poop a lot.

Just wait until he starts chewing on all your woodwork.   

And eats your favorite bras.

Or your favorite pair of Liz Claiborne sandals. (boss's dog AND no I wouldn't let him reimburse me for them even though he was insistent.)

Considering he's hardly eaten anything in a week, I would probably sacrifice a pair of my wife's sandals if he would eat them.  He did rather enjoy the hamburger and rice that I made for him earlier, though he picked all of the meat out and left the rice.

[Gamplayerx]

Poor puppy.