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THE VENDING MACHINE IS OUT OF PRETZELS!!!

Started by Beefy, January 27, 2006, 12:16:04 PM

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Beefy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

cnamon


Alice

I'll send you some if you want.  I can have them overnighted.

DownSouth

There is a bag of pretzel sticks in the kitchen.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Beefy


Bishamonten

WE CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON BUT WE CAN'T KEEP SOME GODDAMNED PRETZELS HANDY!?!

Mr. Ubiquity

you better go buy a rifle, climb a tower, and start shootin people out of frustration.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Jessie

we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Beefy

Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on January 27, 2006, 12:21:34 PM
you better go buy a rifle, climb a tower, and start shootin people out of frustration.

I don't feel like driving the 3 1/2 hours to Austin.

Infobahn

Quote from: Beefy on January 27, 2006, 12:22:43 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on January 27, 2006, 12:21:34 PM
you better go buy a rifle, climb a tower, and start shootin people out of frustration.

I don't feel like driving the 3 1/2 hours to Austin.
Watch it, bud.

/UT Grad.

Bishamonten

Quote from: Beefy on January 27, 2006, 12:22:43 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on January 27, 2006, 12:21:34 PM
you better go buy a rifle, climb a tower, and start shootin people out of frustration.

I don't feel like driving the 3 1/2 hours to Austin.



"This looks like a job for Bi-Polar Bear! But I just can't get out of bed this month..."

Bennyhana

Quote from: Infobahn on January 27, 2006, 12:30:22 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 27, 2006, 12:22:43 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on January 27, 2006, 12:21:34 PM
you better go buy a rifle, climb a tower, and start shootin people out of frustration.

I don't feel like driving the 3 1/2 hours to Austin.
Watch it, bud.

/UT marksman.

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: Beefy on January 27, 2006, 12:22:43 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on January 27, 2006, 12:21:34 PM
you better go buy a rifle, climb a tower, and start shootin people out of frustration.

I don't feel like driving the 3 1/2 hours to Austin.

not THE tower,   a tower.   either that or drive 60 mph down the sidewalk and see who doesnt get out of the way.   Make sure to use someone else car through.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Beefy

Quote from: Infobahn on January 27, 2006, 12:30:22 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 27, 2006, 12:22:43 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on January 27, 2006, 12:21:34 PM
you better go buy a rifle, climb a tower, and start shootin people out of frustration.

I don't feel like driving the 3 1/2 hours to Austin.
Watch it, bud.

/UT Grad.

No worries.  The UT students are safe from me as long as there are Aggies around.  NO ONE is more annoying than an Aggie.  Including Dr. Phil.

Infobahn

Quote from: Beefy on January 27, 2006, 12:46:52 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on January 27, 2006, 12:30:22 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 27, 2006, 12:22:43 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on January 27, 2006, 12:21:34 PM
you better go buy a rifle, climb a tower, and start shootin people out of frustration.

I don't feel like driving the 3 1/2 hours to Austin.
Watch it, bud.

/UT Grad.

No worries.  The UT students are safe from me as long as there are Aggies around.  NO ONE is more annoying than an Aggie.  Including Dr. Phil.
Amen

Dry then Catch

vending machines = ridiculous mark up.  i stockpile from supermarkets.  soon i will flood the market.

swolt

Quote from: Infobahn on January 27, 2006, 12:54:43 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 27, 2006, 12:46:52 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on January 27, 2006, 12:30:22 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 27, 2006, 12:22:43 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on January 27, 2006, 12:21:34 PM
you better go buy a rifle, climb a tower, and start shootin people out of frustration.

I don't feel like driving the 3 1/2 hours to Austin.
Watch it, bud.

/UT Grad.

No worries.  The UT students are safe from me as long as there are Aggies around.  NO ONE is more annoying than an Aggie.  Including Dr. Phil.
Amen

oh boy oh boy I love a good Aggie joke.

hear about the Aggie that went on a triple date with some friends?
The first guy turned to his girl and said "pass the sugar, sugar."
The second guy turned to his girl and said "pass the honey, honey."
The Aggie turned to his girl and said "pass the tea, bag."
A clever man commits no minor blunders.

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: CatchrNdRy on January 27, 2006, 01:20:53 PM
vending machines = ridiculous mark up.  i stockpile from supermarkets.  soon i will flood the market.

of course.  every middleman of any purchase has to mark it up to make their own profit.  they bank on the fact that you buy out of convenience rather than smart purchases.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

ReBurn

Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on January 27, 2006, 01:33:28 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on January 27, 2006, 01:20:53 PM
vending machines = ridiculous mark up.  i stockpile from supermarkets.  soon i will flood the market.

of course.  every middleman of any purchase has to mark it up to make their own profit.  they bank on the fact that you buy out of convenience rather than smart purchases.
I have two twelve-packs of soda and a large bag of doritos here at my desk to avoid paying snack machine prices.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: ReBurn on January 27, 2006, 01:51:53 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on January 27, 2006, 01:33:28 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on January 27, 2006, 01:20:53 PM
vending machines = ridiculous mark up.  i stockpile from supermarkets.  soon i will flood the market.

of course.  every middleman of any purchase has to mark it up to make their own profit.  they bank on the fact that you buy out of convenience rather than smart purchases.
I have two twelve-packs of soda and a large bag of doritos here at my desk to avoid paying snack machine prices.

now THERE'S a smart shopper...
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

ReBurn

Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on January 27, 2006, 01:55:55 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 27, 2006, 01:51:53 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on January 27, 2006, 01:33:28 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on January 27, 2006, 01:20:53 PM
vending machines = ridiculous mark up.  i stockpile from supermarkets.  soon i will flood the market.

of course.  every middleman of any purchase has to mark it up to make their own profit.  they bank on the fact that you buy out of convenience rather than smart purchases.
I have two twelve-packs of soda and a large bag of doritos here at my desk to avoid paying snack machine prices.

now THERE'S a smart shopper...
That, and there's no RC or grape soda in the drink machine.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

DownSouth

16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Beefy


Infobahn


Mr. Ubiquity

most anything is better than  pepsi, coke, or mt dew....  ill even drink diet if i have to just to avoid those three.. even with that phenykel cancer crap.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"