Stupid Cliches in Media you hate

[Beefy]

I am a pedophile.

Yeah, we know.

Our culture thrives on it.

[ignom]

I am a pedophile.

Yeah, we know.

Our culture thrives on it.

Our whole culture thrives on me being a pedophile?

[Dry then Catch]

did you guys see that Fox show with Michael Rappaport last night.  WOW it was OUTRAGEOUS and totally fresh and hip.  I'm glad Fox has the balls to put out consistently OUTRAGEOUS shows since Martin.  They really connect with my problems and lifestyles.

Ya see Michael is sort of a gruff guy who grew up in ya know a real East coast type working class family.  I bet he really likes to crack open a cold one and watch the local sporting team with his buddies from the neighborhood.  But despite his exterior I really think he has a heart of gold and is kind of a softy. 

His wife is sassy and knows better.
His kids are somewhat sassy.

Wow, Ignom you may love this.

1)  He is not as fat as Kevin James in King of Queens
2)  His wife is not as hot as Courtney whatever in About Jim or whatever that show is. 

[ignom]

I can't effing stand Michael Rappaport, despite his being in the movie Beautiful Girls.

[Listener]

Grounded For Life starts a run on ABC Family on either 9/19 or 9/26, I forget which.

www.abcfamily.com

[OBB]

did you guys see that Fox show with Michael Rappaport last night.  WOW it was OUTRAGEOUS and totally fresh and hip.  I'm glad Fox has the balls to put out consistently OUTRAGEOUS shows since Martin.  They really connect with my problems and lifestyles.

Ya see Michael is sort of a gruff guy who grew up in ya know a real East coast type working class family.  I bet he really likes to crack open a cold one and watch the local sporting team with his buddies from the neighborhood.  But despite his exterior I really think he has a heart of gold and is kind of a softy. 

His wife is sassy and knows better.
His kids are somewhat sassy.

Wow, Ignom you may love this.

1)  He is not as fat as Kevin James in King of Queens
2)  His wife is not as hot as Courtney whatever in About Jim or whatever that show is. 

I hate this show because it seems like it's trying to be "Married with Children", but without the humour.

[Beefy]

Invasion has that annoying precocious little girl who is the only one who can see something's wrong with mom character.

[Gamplayerx]

Invasion has that annoying precocious little girl who is the only one who can see something's wrong with mom character.

Plus she has a cat that has absolutely no problem with being carried around in the rain and stuck in a car for hours and has no reaction to loud noises.

[Listener]

Invasion has that annoying precocious little girl who is the only one who can see something's wrong with mom character.

Plus she has a cat that has absolutely no problem with being carried around in the rain and stuck in a car for hours and has no reaction to loud noises.

Yeah, that cat's on tranquilizers.

My cats look up every other time I click my mouse, and that's not very loud at all.  They refuse to go into carriers -- we have to trap them and force them in -- and they cry on every car trip, no matter how short.

Driving with four cats from Orlando to Atlanta was no fun at all.

[Gamplayerx]

My cats have to investigate every mouse click.  They don't mind getting into the carrier, but Pong cries whenever the car's in motion. 

[cnamon]

Maybe your cats were looking for this

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[VikingJuice]

Maybe your cats were looking for this

Tee-hee!!

[Dry then Catch]

everyone has one black buddy on these shows, who is usually hanging out with the largeer group.   where is my black buddy?!  i'll tell you where!  we stopped talking after I graduated high school.  i guess we just sorta drifted apart.

[cnamon]

everyone has one black buddy on these shows, who is usually hanging out with the largeer group.   where is my black buddy?!  i'll tell you where!  we stopped talking after I graduated high school.  i guess we just sorta drifted apart.

Kinda like in here.

Damn, that shit is wack.

[Dry then Catch]

everyone has one black buddy on these shows, who is usually hanging out with the largeer group.   where is my black buddy?!  i'll tell you where!  we stopped talking after I graduated high school.  i guess we just sorta drifted apart.

Kinda like in here.

Damn, that shit is wack.

you're a girl so it doesn't count.

[Gamplayerx]

everyone has one black buddy on these shows, who is usually hanging out with the largeer group.   where is my black buddy?!  i'll tell you where!  we stopped talking after I graduated high school.  i guess we just sorta drifted apart.

Kinda like in here.

Damn, that shit is wack.

you're a girl so it doesn't count.

Why don't you want Cnamon to have friends?  You have a lump of coal where your heart should be.

[Dry then Catch]

girls have cooties duh