Stupid Cliches in Media you hate

[Dry then Catch]

I hope this is cathartic for you.  Frankly, I think most of you are nit picky bastards.

Next, I absolultely hate it in real life and in TV, when you use a term with more than two syllables and is slightly technical.

WHAT?  WOW SLOW DOWN THERE EINSTEIN

Example being commercials for "natural" food where people are trying to pronounce the ingredients.  Good gosh, just cause you can't pronounce it doesn't mean its evil.

[Jessie]

No kidding.  I couldn't pronounce CatchrNdRy for the longest time.  Catchr isn't evil, I'm just stupid.

[Listener]

I hate when reporters who are out on the scene do their "stand-ups" while walking.  They look so silly, and someday, one of 'em is gonna trip over something, do a faceplant, and they won't be able to finish the report.  And I'll laugh.

[sugar_grrl]

I hate when reporters who are out on the scene do their "stand-ups" while walking.  They look so silly, and someday, one of 'em is gonna trip over something, do a faceplant, and they won't be able to finish the report.  And I'll laugh.

Ever seen those outtake shows where that actually does happen?  Like "World's Most Stupid News Anchors" or something.  If they would just play the clips I think I'd laugh my head off....but they have to put in that STUPID host with that GODDAMNED CANNED LAUGHTER...that ruins it for me....

[Jessie]

I hate when reporters who are out on the scene do their "stand-ups" while walking.  They look so silly, and someday, one of 'em is gonna trip over something, do a faceplant, and they won't be able to finish the report.  And I'll laugh.

Ever seen those outtake shows where that actually does happen?  Like "World's Most Stupid News Anchors" or something.  If they would just play the clips I think I'd laugh my head off....but they have to put in that STUPID host with that GODDAMNED CANNED LAUGHTER...that ruins it for me....

You cuss a lot.  I like that about you.  Now I won't look so unladylike around her.

[cnamon]

I hate when reporters who are out on the scene do their "stand-ups" while walking.  They look so silly, and someday, one of 'em is gonna trip over something, do a faceplant, and they won't be able to finish the report.  And I'll laugh.

Ever seen those outtake shows where that actually does happen?  Like "World's Most Stupid News Anchors" or something.  If they would just play the clips I think I'd laugh my head off....but they have to put in that STUPID host with that GODDAMNED CANNED LAUGHTER...that ruins it for me....

You cuss a lot.  I like that about you.  Now I won't look so unladylike around her.

I think the strap on gave that away long ago, my dear.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

I hate it when guys get chicks in the sack too easily.  They should have to beg for ass just like the rest of us!!!


or is that just me?

Find the right guy, and he can take you to the sack then.

[sugar_grrl]

I hate when reporters who are out on the scene do their "stand-ups" while walking.  They look so silly, and someday, one of 'em is gonna trip over something, do a faceplant, and they won't be able to finish the report.  And I'll laugh.

Ever seen those outtake shows where that actually does happen?  Like "World's Most Stupid News Anchors" or something.  If they would just play the clips I think I'd laugh my head off....but they have to put in that STUPID host with that GODDAMNED CANNED LAUGHTER...that ruins it for me....

You cuss a lot.  I like that about you.  Now I won't look so unladylike around her.

Fan-fuckin-tastic (I hid that cuss word in another word....shhhh)

[Dry then Catch]

No kidding.  I couldn't pronounce CatchrNdRy for the longest time.  Catchr isn't evil, I'm just stupid.

well duh. 

BUT YOU SURE DIDNT HAVE TROUBLE SCREAMING IT IN BED THE OTHER NIGHT

[Jessie]

No kidding.  I couldn't pronounce CatchrNdRy for the longest time.  Catchr isn't evil, I'm just stupid.

well duh. 

BUT YOU SURE DIDNT HAVE TROUBLE SCREAMING IT IN BED THE OTHER NIGHT

CATCHRNDRY, UNTIE ME IM CALLING THE FUCKING COPS!!!

[Dry then Catch]

No kidding.  I couldn't pronounce CatchrNdRy for the longest time.  Catchr isn't evil, I'm just stupid.

well duh. 

BUT YOU SURE DIDNT HAVE TROUBLE SCREAMING IT IN BED THE OTHER NIGHT

CATCHRNDRY, UNTIE ME IM CALLING THE FUCKING COPS!!!

well you're a free woman aren't you.

p.s. sorry about that.  i was nervous.  but give me another chance i'm all man and i can prove it. 

[Beefy]

THE FUCKING COPS!!!

Was he that bad?  Was the old stereotype about Asians really true?

[Jessie]

THE FUCKING COPS!!!

Was he that bad?  Was the old stereotype about Asians really true?

Yes.  I had to call the cops because he wrecked his car.  Again.

[Dry then Catch]

THE FUCKING COPS!!!

Was he that bad?  Was the old stereotype about Asians really true?

let's just say old Drew here (uh not DC) has gotten plenty of action and the ladies have been none the wiser. 

[Dry then Catch]

If there is another show about a fat doofus married to a hot yet sassy wife, thats "edgy" i'm going to hurl

[ignom]

If there is another show about a fat doofus married to a hot yet sassy wife, thats "edgy" i'm going to hurl

That better not be a diss against King of Queens.

[ignom]

Does Shepard Smith count as a cliche?

[dazie]

If there is another show about a fat doofus married to a hot yet sassy wife, thats "edgy" i'm going to hurl

That better not be a diss against King of Queens.

I think he means the other one.  With the chubby dork married to the whorey hawtie.  You know.  That other one.

[Beefy]

If there is another show about a fat doofus married to a hot yet sassy wife, thats "edgy" i'm going to hurl

That better not be a diss against King of Queens.

I think he means the other one.  With the chubby dork married to the whorey hawtie.  You know.  That other one.

The King of Queens?

[Dry then Catch]

yeah its better when there is a Scientologist involved.

it also really bothers me when a character wants to go see a movie and they make up a fake movie or fake semi-similiar sounding commercial product they want to buy.  I think Seinfeld is quite guilty of this. 

[ignom]

yeah its better when there is a Scientologist involved.

it also really bothers me when a character wants to go see a movie and they make up a fake movie or fake semi-similiar sounding commercial product they want to buy.  I think Seinfeld is quite guilty of this. 

Rochelle Rochelle?

A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.

[dazie]

If there is another show about a fat doofus married to a hot yet sassy wife, thats "edgy" i'm going to hurl

That better not be a diss against King of Queens.

I think he means the other one.  With the chubby dork married to the whorey hawtie.  You know.  That other one.

The King of Queens?

Yeah, that one, but there's another one.  Grounded for Life is one, but I kinda like it.  What's the one with the guy from Full Monty and the brunette fiancee from Twister?

[Alice]

If there is another show about a fat doofus married to a hot yet sassy wife, thats "edgy" i'm going to hurl

That better not be a diss against King of Queens.

I think he means the other one.  With the chubby dork married to the whorey hawtie.  You know.  That other one.

The King of Queens?

Yeah, that one, but there's another one.  Grounded for Life is one, but I kinda like it.  What's the one with the guy from Full Monty and the brunette fiancee from Twister?

Still Standing.
Also:
According to Jim
Grounded for Life
Did we mention King of Queens?

[ignom]

Is Grounded for Life still on somewhere?

And Still Standing = http://tinypic.com/dnknsh.jpg

[Jessie]

I am a pedophile.

Yeah, we know.