Music awards

[DownSouth]

I think Brittney won the special olympics of dancing.  So bad.  I liked that Timberlake called out Mtv to play videos.

[Jessie]

Aww I missed her big opening.

[Bennyhana]

Aww I missed her big opening.

It's all over the internet, just watch when she's getting into or out of the car.

[Gamplayerx]

I heard that Dick in a Box won an Emmy.  That amuses me.

[Beefy]

Watching Britney was like watching a train wreck.  Only surpassed by Sarah Silverman's coverage of her.

[DownSouth]

When did Dre start with the roids?

[Beefy]

90% of those dweebs wish they had Dre's musical sense.

[Jessie]

I think Brittney won the special olympics of dancing.  So bad.  I liked that Timberlake called out Mtv to play videos.

I just watched the replay.  I'm embarrassed for her.  Jesus, the dancers on my high school dance team were better than that.

[dazie]

clicky anywhere?

[Jessie]

Not that I can find.

[DownSouth]

MTV.com

[dazie]

I'll find one tomorrow. 

I do love though, how all the articles comment on how out of shape she is.  Hell- if I looked that good I'd wear a sequined bikini all the time.  Yeah- she doesn't look like the pop tart with the python anymore, but she IS older and has had kids.

[ReBurn]

MTV.com

That's not much of a clicky thing.

[dazie]

OK- I had some buffering issues, but dang.  She looked unenthusiastic at best.

I hope she can type.

[Jessie]

She looks a hell of a lot better than I do, but there's a reason I'm not writing around on Mtv in a bikini.  When she turned sideways and did some hip thrusts, it was just...embarrassing for her.  I'd still LOVE to look that good, but I still wouldn't flaunt it for millions. 

More than that, though, she seemed confused and really out of sorts.  She looked proud of herself at the end, which was the weird part.  Did she not KNOW how much she was fucking up?

[ReBurn]

She looks a hell of a lot better than I do, but there's a reason I'm not writing around on Mtv in a bikini.  When she turned sideways and did some hip thrusts, it was just...embarrassing for her.  I'd still LOVE to look that good, but I still wouldn't flaunt it for millions. 

More than that, though, she seemed confused and really out of sorts.  She looked proud of herself at the end, which was the weird part.  Did she not KNOW how much she was fucking up?

Crack and meth tend to make one lose touch with reality They also help with rapid weight loss.

Some of us have to put two and two together, you know. You know what two and two add up to?

Waffles.

[Jessie]

She looks a hell of a lot better than I do, but there's a reason I'm not writing around on Mtv in a bikini.  When she turned sideways and did some hip thrusts, it was just...embarrassing for her.  I'd still LOVE to look that good, but I still wouldn't flaunt it for millions. 

More than that, though, she seemed confused and really out of sorts.  She looked proud of herself at the end, which was the weird part.  Did she not KNOW how much she was fucking up?

Who would want to watch me write in a bikini, anyway?

[ReBurn]

She looks a hell of a lot better than I do, but there's a reason I'm not writing around on Mtv in a bikini.  When she turned sideways and did some hip thrusts, it was just...embarrassing for her.  I'd still LOVE to look that good, but I still wouldn't flaunt it for millions. 

More than that, though, she seemed confused and really out of sorts.  She looked proud of herself at the end, which was the weird part.  Did she not KNOW how much she was fucking up?

Who would want to watch me write in a bikini, anyway?

* ReBurn raises his hand.

[Alice]

Wow.  She just looked really uncomfortable.

[eo000]

Wow.  She just looked really uncomfortable.

from what i've read, she was pissed that Sarah Silverman had just made fun of her kids.

[Beefy]

TMZ has some footage of it.

Silverman was pretty ruthless, but that's exactly what MTV hired her for.

[Jessie]

Wow.  She just looked really uncomfortable.

from what i've read, she was pissed that Sarah Silverman had just made fun of her kids.

Sarah Silverman made fun of her kids after the fact, unless she did it backstage, too.

[Jessie]

TMZ has some footage of it.

Silverman was pretty ruthless, but that's exactly what MTV hired her for.

I have to admit that I cracked up when she said, "Amy Winehouse is Jewish, right?  If not, someone should tell her face."

[Beefy]

I'm glad I'm not the only person to admit to watching it.

[Bennyhana]

I'll find one tomorrow. 

I do love though, how all the articles comment on how out of shape she is.  Hell- if I looked that good I'd wear a sequined bikini all the time.  Yeah- she doesn't look like the pop tart with the python anymore, but she IS older and has had kids.

In my opinion, she looked out of shape not because she was fat, but because she was moving slowly like she was made of lead.  It was not dancing that should've required lip syncing, but she was lip syncing anyway.

It could either have been the result of ridiculous dieting that left her with less fat but no energy, or (more likely) She was drunk off her ass and on other substances as well.