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Ethan Hawke sucks

Started by Beef, May 10, 2005, 07:41:44 PM

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Beefy

That said, I'm still about to watch the remake of Assault on Precinct 13.  I heard it was actually decent.

Alice

I heard that Legends of the Fall was decent.  It was not.  Don't listen to other people.  Ethan Hawke will always be bad.  I think he went to the Ben Affleck school of acting.

ignom

Ethan Hawke was in Legends of the Fall?
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Alice

Quote from: ignom on May 10, 2005, 08:59:12 PM
Ethan Hawke was in Legends of the Fall?

No.  Bad example.  Sorry. 

Dry then Catch

did you guys see Hamlet 2000

Gamplayerx

I like Ethan Hawke.  And Legends of the Fall.

Beefy

Ethan can't act.  The end of Reality Bites was so wrong.

Assault wasn't too bad.  Not up to the original, but certainly an easy way to kill a few hours.  A couple of surprising moments.  And nice to see Laurence Fishburne play a heavy again.

DownSouth

I've never cared too much for him.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Dry then Catch

Quote from: DownSouth on May 11, 2005, 08:19:20 AM
I've never cared too much for him.

thats not what you said in bed last night.

/what

DownSouth

Quote from: CatchrNdRy on May 11, 2005, 10:39:17 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on May 11, 2005, 08:19:20 AM
I've never cared too much for him.

thats not what you said in bed last night.

/what
Was I calling you Ethan Hawke?
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

VikingJuice

He sucks as an actor, he doesn't shower or brush his hair often, and he cheated on Uma.  He's O for 4 in my book.  Mmmmm Uuuuumaaa.

Alice

Quote from: vikingjuice on May 11, 2005, 01:39:54 PM
He sucks as an actor, he doesn't shower or brush his hair often, and he cheated on Uma.  He's O for 4 in my book.  Mmmmm Uuuuumaaa.


Uma, Oprah.  Oprah, Uma.

Gamplayerx

I don't get the appeal of Uma Thurman.  Although she was passable all grimy and bloodied up in the Kill Bills.

Alice

Quote from: Gamplayerx on May 11, 2005, 01:49:57 PM
I don't get the appeal of Uma Thurman.  Although she was passable all grimy and bloodied up in the Kill Bills.

I don't either.  To me she looks like someone took a Barbie doll and melted her face, then kind of squished it around a bit.

DownSouth

Quote from: aliceliddell on May 11, 2005, 01:50:54 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on May 11, 2005, 01:49:57 PM
I don't get the appeal of Uma Thurman.  Although she was passable all grimy and bloodied up in the Kill Bills.

I don't either.  To me she looks like someone took a Barbie doll and melted her face, then kind of squished it around a bit.
I'm with y'all on that one.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

VikingJuice

Quote from: DownSouth on May 11, 2005, 01:51:38 PM
Quote from: aliceliddell on May 11, 2005, 01:50:54 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on May 11, 2005, 01:49:57 PM
I don't get the appeal of Uma Thurman.  Although she was passable all grimy and bloodied up in the Kill Bills.

I don't either.  To me she looks like someone took a Barbie doll and melted her face, then kind of squished it around a bit.
I'm with y'all on that one.

She never looked better than when she was in Gattica.  The movie was so-so but she was quite nice.

cnamon

I think because she has an unconventional look makes her pretty.

Alice

Quote from: cnamon on May 11, 2005, 03:48:27 PM
I think because she has an unconventional look makes her pretty.

So did John Merrick.  But he never won a tiarra.

Beefy

Quote from: aliceliddell on May 11, 2005, 03:50:20 PM
So did John Merrick.  But he never won a tiarra.

You can't prove that.





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Alice

Oh man, I'm tearing up over here.  Beautiful Beef!