What not to do with your Netflix

[Beefy]

For starters, you should probably refrain from driving over them with your Jeep.

[cnamon]

How the hell did you manage that?

[Gamplayerx]

Whoops!  You should do like me and just lose them somewhere in your house and never return them.  Much safer.

[DownSouth]

My Jeep only runs over Blockbuster.

[Beefy]

How the hell did you manage that?

It was in the front pocket of my backpack as I was getting into my Jeep this morning.  It apparently fell out as I got in, landing right in the path of the tire.  When I backed out of my garage, Garfield got tread on.

[Bishamonten]

I got samurai fiction from Netflix last week and the DVD was in two pieces.  Nice work!

[Beefy]

Nice work!

I can't reasonably be responsible for every defective Netflix DVD.  Besides, I've never checked out Samurai Fiction.

[VikingJuice]

For starters, you should probably refrain from driving over them with your Jeep.

So what you're really saying that neither the roof of your jeep nor the underside are safe for stuff to be located?  Is that it?

[Beefy]

For starters, you should probably refrain from driving over them with your Jeep.

So what you're really saying that neither the roof of your jeep nor the underside are safe for stuff to be located?  Is that it?

[ignom]

Garfield?

[Beefy]

Garfield?

Eisenhower?

[Gamplayerx]

Garfield?

Eisenhower?

Van Buren?

[Infobahn]

I say send it in, and let them sort it out.

[ignom]

I say send it in, and let them sort it out.

Mark on the envelope that it was messed up, but you do not wish to receive another copy.

[VikingJuice]

I say send it in, and let them sort it out.

Mark on the envelope that it was messed up, but you do not wish to receive another copy.

Good one!!  Hey Beef, it'll be just like the Little Caesar's scam we used to pull back in college.  Ah the good ole days!!

[ignom]

I say send it in, and let them sort it out.

Mark on the envelope that it was messed up, but you do not wish to receive another copy.

Good one!!  Hey Beef, it'll be just like the Little Caesar's scam we used to pull back in college.  Ah the good ole days!!

You used to run over pizza and then return it?

[VikingJuice]

I say send it in, and let them sort it out.

Mark on the envelope that it was messed up, but you do not wish to receive another copy.

Good one!!  Hey Beef, it'll be just like the Little Caesar's scam we used to pull back in college.  Ah the good ole days!!

You used to run over pizza and then return it?

Tire tread adds a certain jeuno se qua!

[Bishamonten]

Man, I do love netflix:

My Queue
Shall We Dance
Finding Neverland 
Friend
Joint Security Area
Cure
Time Out
The Reckoning
The Crimson Rivers
Dead or Alive
National Treasure
The Station Agent
The Way Home
Musa the Warrior
Il Mare
Shiri
Libera Me
Hi, Dharma!
Saiyuki: Vol. 1 - 12
Volcano High
The Isle
The Long, Hot Summer
Red Rock West
Wild Things
Bound
Heathers
Saw
Inugami
Doppelganger
The Twilight Samurai 
The Blind Swordman: Zatoichi
Onmyoji
Shaolin Soccer
Sideways
Taboo
Boiling Point
Dolls
Fireworks
Getting Any?
Kids Return
Sonatine
Princess Mononoke 

[DownSouth]

I've run over pizza before.  Actually it was 10 of them.

[Jessie]

I haven't seen heathers in forever.

[Infobahn]

Bish:

Try: Tampopo

[meredith]

Tire tread adds a certain jeuno se qua!

je ne sais quoi?

[Beefy]

Shall We Dance?

I dropped the flick in the mailbox maybe 60 seconds after I ran it over.  They can't prove a damn thing.

[Bishamonten]

Shall We Dance?

I dropped the flick in the mailbox maybe 60 seconds after I ran it over.  They can't prove a damn thing.

It better not have been the original.  You can crush the soulless remake all you want.

[Bishamonten]

Bish:

Try: Tampopo

Added!  Thanks.

[cnamon]

Speaking of J-Ho, I get sad every day I walk to work because I see at least 3 ads for Monster in Law in a 10 minute walk.  She should just go away.

[Beefy]

Shall We Dance?

I dropped the flick in the mailbox maybe 60 seconds after I ran it over.  They can't prove a damn thing.

It better not have been the original.  You can crush the soulless remake all you want.

I was concerned you had a Jennifer Lopez film in your queue.

[Bishamonten]

Shall We Dance?

I dropped the flick in the mailbox maybe 60 seconds after I ran it over.  They can't prove a damn thing.

It better not have been the original.  You can crush the soulless remake all you want.

I was concerned you had a Jennifer Lopez film in your queue.

You know my taste in films!  Do you honestly think I could watch that?  What do you hate me?

[DownSouth]

Shall We Dance?

I dropped the flick in the mailbox maybe 60 seconds after I ran it over.  They can't prove a damn thing.

It better not have been the original.  You can crush the soulless remake all you want.

You know my taste in films!  Do you honestly think I could watch that?  What do you hate me?
I was concerned you had a Jennifer Lopez film in your queue.

What's that Jessie?

[Bishamonten]

Shall We Dance?

I dropped the flick in the mailbox maybe 60 seconds after I ran it over.  They can't prove a damn thing.

It better not have been the original.  You can crush the soulless remake all you want.

You know my taste in films!  Do you honestly think I could watch that?  What do you hate me?
I was concerned you had a Jennifer Lopez film in your queue.

What's that Jessie?

DAMMIT!