Dita Von Tease

[swolt]

NSFW GIS: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=dita+von+tease&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

ok, so I'm going to make a confession. I get Penthouse. This month Dita Von Tease was on the cover.

oh holy crap. I knew who she was but after reading the interview and looking her up online, I think I'm in love. She is all kinds of awesome.

[Jessie]

I like Penthouse more than Playboy.

[swolt]

I like Penthouse more than Playboy.

I get playboy too, and it sucks.

[dazie]

I like Penthouse more than Playboy.

2nd.  Especially the letters.   

[meredith]

more hits with the correct spelling - von teese   

[Alice]

I had an art teacher that did illustrations for Playboy back in the day.  That was awesome.

I don't think I've ever seen a Penthouse.  I'm not really into the magazine thing.

[DownSouth]

I don't care for fake boobs.

[swolt]

I don't care for fake boobs.

I like real boobs, fake boobs, big boobs, small boobs, and man boobs. I'm taking yoga so I can be flexible enough to titty fuck myself.

[dazie]

I don't care for fake boobs.

I like real boobs, fake boobs, big boobs, small boobs, and man boobs. I'm taking yoga so I can be flexible enough to titty fuck myself.

aack.  Brain bleach please.

[swolt]

I don't care for fake boobs.

I like real boobs, fake boobs, big boobs, small boobs, and man boobs. I'm taking yoga so I can be flexible enough to titty fuck myself.

aack.  Brain bleach please.

I said that at work last week and Scott actually threw up in his mouth. It was great.

[Bennyhana]

I don't care for fake boobs.

I like real boobs, fake boobs, big boobs, small boobs, and man boobs. I'm taking yoga so I can be flexible enough to titty fuck myself.

I'm not taking yoga, I'm just waiting for age to take its toll.

[JJ]

NSFW GIS: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=dita+von+tease&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

ok, so I'm going to make a confession. I get Penthouse. This month Dita Von Tease was on the cover.

oh holy crap. I knew who she was but after reading the interview and looking her up online, I think I'm in love. She is all kinds of awesome.

Too bad she married that douchebag Marilyn though.

[dazie]

NSFW GIS: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=dita+von+tease&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

ok, so I'm going to make a confession. I get Penthouse. This month Dita Von Tease was on the cover.

oh holy crap. I knew who she was but after reading the interview and looking her up online, I think I'm in love. She is all kinds of awesome.

Too bad she married that douchebag Marilyn though.

Not anymore...

[JJ]

NSFW GIS: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=dita+von+tease&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

ok, so I'm going to make a confession. I get Penthouse. This month Dita Von Tease was on the cover.

oh holy crap. I knew who she was but after reading the interview and looking her up online, I think I'm in love. She is all kinds of awesome.

Too bad she married that douchebag Marilyn though.

Not anymore...

Yeah it would be depressing as hell being married to that fuckwad.

[dazie]

NSFW GIS: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=dita+von+tease&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

ok, so I'm going to make a confession. I get Penthouse. This month Dita Von Tease was on the cover.

oh holy crap. I knew who she was but after reading the interview and looking her up online, I think I'm in love. She is all kinds of awesome.

Too bad she married that douchebag Marilyn though.

Not anymore...

Yeah it would be depressing as hell being married to that fuckwad.

If I were married to him, I think I'd spend most of our "together time" punching him in the nose.