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26th annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

Started by Beefy, August 14, 2008, 11:23:38 AM

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VikingJuice

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August 14, 2008, 02:36:55 PM
Awesome opening lines:
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Toads of glory, slugs of joy


QuoteLike a mechanic who forgets to wipe his hands on a shop rag and then goes home, hugs his wife, and gets a grease stain on her favorite sweater -- love touches you, and marks you forever.
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