Clutch - Robot Hive/Exodus

[WileE]

Do yourselves a favor if you like kick-ass rock. 

Go get this disk.  It is kicking my ass.

Best song: 10001110101

[Alice]

Sorry, I only like luke warm rock.

[WileE]

I'll enjoy it for the both of us then. 

[Alice]

I'll enjoy it for the both of us then. 

Please do.  I also don't enjoy the following, so feel free to enjoy these for both of us as well:

Root canals
Blind dates
Toe jam
Sour milk
Popcorn
Line dancing
Watching cats lick their asses
NASCAR
Star Trek conventions
Napolean Dynomite
Catholic mass
Gang fights
Tequila
Harry Potter
Crystal Meth
Naomi Watts
The Hindenberg
Splinters
The smell of mulch
Genital warts
Pickles on my hamburgers/sandwiches
Dial-up
Metallica
Rope burn
Vomiting
My next door neighbor
Women that apply make-up while driving
Mutton
Al Gore
Dogs named "Buddy"
Uruguay
Zubaz
Kevin Federline
Sunburn
Panty lines
Short-man complex
Kinko's
Parking tickets
Hullaballoo
Knife wounds
Ketchup
Eating placenta
Two-pump chumps
Losing an aglet
Joan Rivers
Stepping in gum

[Beefy]

I like early Metallica.

[Alice]

I like early Metallica.

I like Enter Sandman, Whiskey in a Jar-O, and some other song I can't remember.

Oh and that Bob Seger song they redid.

[Beefy]

Ugh.  I mean more like Call of Cthulu, Ride the Lightning, and Battery.

[WileE]

I like pickles.

[WileE]

How do you eat cheeseburgers without ketcup and pickles????

That's just crazy.  And not the good crazy either...more like that looking over your shoulder crazy.

[Beefy]

I like apricots.

[Bennyhana]

I'll enjoy it for the both of us then. 

Please do.  I also don't enjoy the following, so feel free to enjoy these for both of us as well:

Root canals
Blind dates
Toe jam
Sour milk
Popcorn
Line dancing
Watching cats lick their asses
NASCAR
Star Trek conventions
Napolean Dynomite
Catholic mass
Gang fights
Tequila
Harry Potter
Crystal Meth
Naomi Watts
The Hindenberg
Splinters
The smell of mulch
Genital warts
Pickles on my hamburgers/sandwiches
Dial-up
Metallica
Rope burn
Vomiting
My next door neighbor
Women that apply make-up while driving
Mutton
Al Gore
Dogs named "Buddy"
Uruguay
Zubaz
Kevin Federline
Sunburn
Panty lines
Short-man complex
Kinko's
Parking tickets
Hullaballoo
Knife wounds
Ketchup
Eating placenta
Two-pump chumps
Losing an aglet
Joan Rivers
Stepping in gum

There are 8 things on that list that I will enjoy enough for both of us.  I think you can guess at least 3.

Why do you hate my dog?

[Alice]

Your dog is the exception.  Most dogs named Buddy are hoity toity - your Buddy isn't. 

[cnamon]

How do you eat cheeseburgers without ketcup and pickles????

Easy.  Although I do like me some Heinz (the only brand that matters), I like to put A1 on my bugers.

[Jessie]

I like early Metallica.

I like Enter Sandman, Whiskey in a Jar-O, and some other song I can't remember.

Oh and that Bob Seger song they redid.

Eww.  Try Ride the Lightning and Master of Puppets.  That's good Metallica.

[Gamplayerx]

How do you eat cheeseburgers without ketcup and pickles????

Easy.  Although I do like me some Heinz (the only brand that matters), I like to put A1 on my bugers.

A1 tastes weird.  Worcestershire is what belongs on hamburgers.

Also, Alice rocks my world.

[DownSouth]

http://www.dalesseasoning.com/images/recipes_beef4.jpg

[Gamplayerx]

http://www.dalesseasoning.com/images/recipes_beef4.jpg

I don't know Dale's.  What's it taste like?

[ReBurn]

http://www.dalesseasoning.com/images/recipes_beef4.jpg

I don't know Dale's.  What's it taste like?

That's like asking someone to describe red.  It's good as a marinade, but I wouldn't know how to describe the liquid.

It tastes brown, maybe?

[Gamplayerx]

http://www.dalesseasoning.com/images/recipes_beef4.jpg

I don't know Dale's.  What's it taste like?

That's like asking someone to describe red.  It's good as a marinade, but I wouldn't know how to describe the liquid.

It tastes brown, maybe?

Brown like icky A1 or brown like yummy scrumptious Worscestershire?

Or brown like other brown things?

That just reminded me of one of my favorite jokes.  What's brown and sticky?

[ReBurn]

http://www.dalesseasoning.com/images/recipes_beef4.jpg

I don't know Dale's.  What's it taste like?

That's like asking someone to describe red.  It's good as a marinade, but I wouldn't know how to describe the liquid.

It tastes brown, maybe?

Brown like icky A1 or brown like yummy scrumptious Worscestershire?

Or brown like other brown things?

That just reminded me of one of my favorite jokes.  What's brown and sticky?

Brown more like Worscestershirersreirsr.

I don't know.  What's brown and sticky?

[Gamplayerx]

http://www.dalesseasoning.com/images/recipes_beef4.jpg

I don't know Dale's.  What's it taste like?

That's like asking someone to describe red.  It's good as a marinade, but I wouldn't know how to describe the liquid.

It tastes brown, maybe?

Brown like icky A1 or brown like yummy scrumptious Worscestershire?

Or brown like other brown things?

That just reminded me of one of my favorite jokes.  What's brown and sticky?

Brown more like Worscestershirersreirsr.

I don't know.  What's brown and sticky?

A stick!   

[ReBurn]

http://www.dalesseasoning.com/images/recipes_beef4.jpg

I don't know Dale's.  What's it taste like?

That's like asking someone to describe red.  It's good as a marinade, but I wouldn't know how to describe the liquid.

It tastes brown, maybe?

Brown like icky A1 or brown like yummy scrumptious Worscestershire?

Or brown like other brown things?

That just reminded me of one of my favorite jokes.  What's brown and sticky?

Brown more like Worscestershirersreirsr.

I don't know.  What's brown and sticky?

A stick!   

I never saw that one coming!

[Gamplayerx]

http://www.dalesseasoning.com/images/recipes_beef4.jpg

I don't know Dale's.  What's it taste like?

That's like asking someone to describe red.  It's good as a marinade, but I wouldn't know how to describe the liquid.

It tastes brown, maybe?

Brown like icky A1 or brown like yummy scrumptious Worscestershire?

Or brown like other brown things?

That just reminded me of one of my favorite jokes.  What's brown and sticky?

Brown more like Worscestershirersreirsr.

I don't know.  What's brown and sticky?

A stick!   

I never saw that one coming!

Funniest joke ever!!

[DownSouth]

Dale's has a lot of Worscestershire in it.  I bet you'd like it.

[Beefy]

I'll enjoy it for the both of us then. 

Please do.  I also don't enjoy the following, so feel free to enjoy these for both of us as well:

Root canals
Blind dates
Toe jam
Sour milk
Popcorn
Line dancing
Watching cats lick their asses
NASCAR
Star Trek conventions
Napolean Dynomite
Catholic mass
Gang fights
Tequila
Harry Potter
Crystal Meth
Naomi Watts
The Hindenberg
Splinters
The smell of mulch
Genital warts
Pickles on my hamburgers/sandwiches
Dial-up
Metallica
Rope burn
Vomiting
My next door neighbor
Women that apply make-up while driving
Mutton
Al Gore
Dogs named "Buddy"
Uruguay
Zubaz
Kevin Federline
Sunburn
Panty lines
Short-man complex
Kinko's
Parking tickets
Hullaballoo
Knife wounds
Ketchup
Eating placenta
Two-pump chumps
Losing an aglet
Joan Rivers
Stepping in gum

I just realized that there is something glaringly obvious missing from that list.