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Started by dazie, August 06, 2007, 04:00:51 PM

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dazie

My daughter is currently obsessed with Michael Jackson.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Jessie

That's a good thing, so long as the feelings aren't reciprocated.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

dazie

hmmm... now he's "dreamy"

Yikes.  The child is deluded.  I showed her the transformation pics, and explained about the lawsuits...  She responded with "Well, he takes the crowd away."

Ok.  I can see that.  She's grooving on the music, but she also wants to meet him.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Gamplayerx

Well, on the one side, depending on which Michael Jackson she's obsessed with, there was a great deal of talent there at one time. On the other side, I don't think she's his type.

dazie

I've explained that to her.  She doesn't care.

Kind of like me and Ricky Martin.  I know I'm never going to meet him, so I can happily fantasize that he's straight.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

dazie

OK- my "World's Best Mom" title is on the line.

Anybody know where I could find Michael Jackson's email or snailmail address?  There's a fan letter in the making.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Gamplayerx


dazie

I take back that whole "you take the fun out of everything" post. 

You rock.  :)
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

VikingJuice

Let her meet him, he doesn't go for chicks anyway. 

And his music is pretty damned incredible, especially the very early stuff: Off the Wall, Thriller B-sides, and even Bad had some excellent tunes.

dazie

She's taught herself how to moonwalk now, and that is her current mode of movement throughout the house.

It confuses the dog.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

DownSouth

16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!